“I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I’ve worked with them. Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time.”
- Charlize Theron to Michael Fassbender, HRC Dinner, Los Angeles
(via sarark)
“Thank you to Brad Pitt, for your incredible talent and philanthropic work. And congratulations to you, Michael Fassbender, on your giant penis.”
-George Clooney’s acceptance speech, paraphrased
(Source: oldlipgallagher, via ericatessa)
— Michael Fassbender on going full-frontal in Shame
A Dangerous Method
Michael Fassbender and Keira Knightley in a psychosexual period piece? The most yes.
(Source: cascillesleisure)
I’m impressed. Who would’ve thought a trailer for Jane Eyre would get my heart racing. And I’m not just referring to the presence of Michael Fassbender (why isn’t he famous over here yet?!).
Dame Judi’s pretty hot too.
Just your average pop culture obsessed bookworm with a televison addiction.
